Fünf Sonnenstrahlen (dt.)

May 2nd, 2006

Fünf Sonnenstrahlen im Gesicht
ich sehn mich danach leise
Fünf Sonnenstrahlen im Gesicht
auf schönste Art und Weise

Fünf Sonnenstrahlen im Gesicht
der Feierabend rückt näher
Fünf Sonnenstrahlen im Gesicht
mit Garten und Rasenmäher

Fünf Sonnenstrahlen im Gesicht
mit Hacke, Rechen, Spaten
Fünf Sonnenstrahlen im Gesicht
wie lieb ich meinen Garten

Fünf Sonnenstrahlen im Gesicht
ein Bierchen wird’s bewegen
Fünf Sonnenstrahlen im Gesicht
Frauchen hat nichts dagegen

Fünf Sonnenstrahlen im Gesicht
Arbeit und Bier flutscht munter
die Nachbarin lächtelt, Bier sie mag
und holt mir auch eins runter

Vier Sonnenstrahlen im Gesicht
die Sonn geht langsam unter
Ich trink mein Bierchen glatt auf Ex
auch Nachbarin schluckt’s runter

Drei Sonnenstrahlen im Gesicht
Ich mag mich kaum bewegen
Ich will nur ab zur Nachbarin
Mei Frau hat was dagegen

Zwei Sonnenstrahlen im Gesicht
schunkel zum Teich und tappe prompt daneben
Ich reiss die Pinkelstatue um
und leg mich gleich daneben

Den letzten Sonnenstrahl am Po
wo sollt’s auch anders sein
Ein Tager wie jeder - wunderbar
ich torkel wieder rein

FÜNF Sonnenstrahlen im Gesicht
nur fünf? wär’s wahr gewesen!
Saharasonne setzt schwer zu
wir werden hier verwesen

Phantom of the Opera DVD

May 4th, 2006

Phantom of the OperaHave you seen the musical? Maybe even in Toronto like me?

Don’t go an buy the DVD. It’s nice to own this beautiful songs in Dolby Digital and with the German track even in DTS quality, but don’t watch it.

Emmy Rossum looks quite cute on first sight but she is not able to show a different face than always the same naive “who is ever going to look at me, I will fall in love to him and gonna kiss him” one. Even John Travolta with his poor two faces acting can set up has 100% more diversity in acting as she does. What a shame.

It was really a hard fight last night not to fall asleep.  I even made the stupid mistake watching the German track (because I like DTS), but “lipp-synchronity” is as non existing in this dubbing as the word I spellt in the way the movie is dubbed.

Although I hate to admit it, I became a victim of commercials and thought this would be something special. Please don’t do the same mistake. Don’t buy it if you are healthy!!! Go and buy it to substitue Valium or Rohybnol if you need it!

Gonna miss Guns’n'Roses ? (engl)

May 13th, 2006

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This years, Guns’n'f**king Roses are going to play at the “Rock am Ring” in Germany. First time for more than 14 years on European Ground and I won’t be there.

There are many excuses not going there like I don’t like man with expensive hair implantation and still looking ugly. Additionally Axl was never really able to sing. Yeah, I liked it a lot in the early 90s. The truth is: Freund D is busy at this time. Fair enough.

Let’s remember the concerts in the past. The first and only concert in Europe in 1991! Skid Row was the best opener we could wish at this time and they should have been the Headliner. Nine Inch Nails was never my tast. Axl came for one song on the stage and got lost after a few minutes searching for another hit. Ossy Hoppe, Marek Liederberg and his team had lots to do and lots of bullshit to talk until they found Axl again. “Guys, we have electricity on stage. That’s dangerous! For that reason we have to ask you for your patience. We are working on it…”. Well, I don’t know if anyone at this time believed any words of them, but the organisation team gained extra creativity points from us.

The second concert in 1992 “Use your Illusion World Tour” didn’t need so much Illusion. After a hard Night partying on the rocky grounds of the Cannstatter Wasen in Stuttgart it was a pleasure to see “Faith no more”, “Soundgarden” and “Guns’n'Roses” at the end. Very professional concert. I didn’t feel to well. “Die Toten Hosesn” were playing during our party night at the “Stuttgarter Schleyerhalle” and gave a special show in front of the hall and “Wizo” were rocking on top of their tiny bus in the middle of the temporary camping and partying ground.

Let’s finish this short text with some hints about this guys and why they shouldn’t get some money out of you anymore:

1. “Axl was a shy, humble guy who was a lot of fun to be with. But then they were starting to believe their own press clippings, and this guy who was supposed to be my friend was disrespecting my wife” Vince Neil

2, About Izzy, well, I’m not a big fan of guys beating up woman

Slash and Duff are doing fine and I guess they would deserve to earn some money. So, go and decide for your own.

Freund D